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I'm sorry I missed
Louise,

2
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but Darrin took me
to the antique show

3
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at the Barkley Hotel.

4
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Who took who?

5
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Ooh, yes! Oh,
it was fascinating.

6
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You know that bentwood rocker
I've been looking for?

7
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Well, I found
a really beautiful one.

8
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But just my luck...
it was sold.

9
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Darrin?

10
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Oh, yeah. He enjoyed
the show too.

11
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Especially when he found out
I couldn't buy the rocker.

12
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Ho-ho-ho.

13
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Yes.

14
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Good morning, Durwood.

15
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Sam! She's doing it again.

16
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Uh, Louise...
Mother just popped in,

17
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so I'm afraid I'll have
to hang up.

18
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Goodbye.

19
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Mother, why are you
always doing that to Darrin?

20
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Oh, I don't know.
It's like eating peanuts.

21
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You can't stop.

22
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Endora, I don't know
what I'd do without you,

23
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but I'd rather.
Darrin!

24
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Please.
Oh, I don't mind.

25
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He always has a chip
on his shoulder.

26
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It comes from
his head.

27
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Oh, stop it, stop it.
Both of you.

28
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Why can't you two
try and get along?

29
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[PHONE RINGS]

30
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Hello?

31
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Yes, he is.
Just a minute.

32
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It's for you.
Wh-who is it?

33
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It's a lady.
She didn't give her name.

34
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Naturally.

35
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Thank you.

36
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Hello.

37
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Mr. Stephens,
this is Alice Swanton

38
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at the antique show.

39
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You were interested in that
bentwood rocker for your wife.

40
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Oh, yes. Uh, uh,
let me jot that down.

41
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Uh, uh--

42
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I'll take it
in the den.

43
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You want a pencil?
Here's one.

44
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Oh, no,
I wanted a pen.

45
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I mean, um, I have
to refer to some papers.

46
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There goes a guilty man,
if I ever saw one.

47
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DARRIN: Okay, honey,
I got it.

48
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Oh, don't hang up!
I want to hear this.

49
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Samantha!

50
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Mother, marriage
for snooping.

51
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Well, if you ask me,
for a marriage.

52
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[HUFFS]
Hmph.

53
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You mean that rocker's
available?

54
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I thought it was sold.
It was.

55
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But the woman
who bought it changed her mind.

56
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What a break for me.

57
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I'm so glad because I know
your wife fell in love with it.

58
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It'll be a wonderful surprise.

59
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You and your ridiculous
mortal code.

60
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Mother, you are not going
to pick up that phone.

61
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Very well, but you can't
stop me from listening.

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ALICE:  I hope it wasn't awkward,
my calling you at home.

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DARRIN:  Not at all. My wife's
not the suspicious type.

64
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ALICE:  Well, when
can you come over?

65
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DARRIN:  Why don't I drop by
on my way to work?

66
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ALICE:  Will you have time?

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DARRIN:  For something like
this, I'll make time.

68
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Mother,
that's enough.

69
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I'd say that's
more than enough.

70
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[??]

71
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Oh, Samantha, you're
like this.

72
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I suppose you won't
he brings her home.

73
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Don't be absurd.
[LAUGHS]

74
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Now, watch him
come in here and lie.

75
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Darrin has never lied to me.

76
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He's never had any reason
to lie because--

77
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Are my ears burning
because I have a fever

78
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or because Guess Who's
been talking about me?

79
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That's a splendid idea.

80
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What?

81
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What's the idea?

82
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I'm going to test
your confidence

83
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in this marvelous
mortal of yours.

84
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Lumpkin
Pumpkin

85
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Spider's eye

86
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If this mortal
He doth lie

87
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Whether told to friend
Or told to foe

88
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Each lie will cause
His ears to grow

89
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Mother!

90
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Well, what's
the difference?

91
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If he doesn't lie,
nothing will happen.

92
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You take that spell off him.

93
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Oh, don't be
such a spoilsport.

94
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Are my ears burning
because I have a fever

95
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or because Guess Who's
been talking about me?

96
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Uh... I was wondering
who that was on the phone.

97
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The phone?

98
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Oh, as a matter of fact, um...

99
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yeah, it was a substitute
secretary at the office,

100
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telling me about an appointment
that had been changed.

101
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Well, uh...
I got to get going.

102
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See you all.

103
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Substitute secretary.

104
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Substitute for what?

105
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Tsk.

106
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GLADYS: Good morning,
Mr. Stephens.

107
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Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.

108
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Isn't it a lovely day?

109
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Yes. It is.

110
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Uh... Mr. Stephens,
did you just get a haircut?

111
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No. Uh, why?

112
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Uh... because you l--

113
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You look so... nice.

114
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Thank you, Mrs. Kravitz.
So do you.

115
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Mrs. Kravitz,
I wonder if you'd mind

116
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if I had something
delivered to your house.

117
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It's a surprise
for my wife.

118
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What is it? Her birthday
or an anniversary?

119
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Neither.
Just like that?

120
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Isn't that nice.

121
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Believe me,
take lessons from you.

122
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Particularly the one
I'm married to.

123
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Now, that's what
I call a husband.

124
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Thank you.

125
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Not you. Mr. Stephens.

126
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They don't even have
an occasion,

127
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and he's buying
her a surprise.

128
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For no reason at all.

129
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,220
Now, why don't you do
something like that?

130
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You see how
you misjudge a person?

131
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It so happens I just
bought you a surprise.

132
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[GASPS] You did?!
Where is it?

133
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Right there in the garage.
You want to see it?

134
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Huh-huh. Oh!

135
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[GASPS]
Oh, I'm so excited!

136
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Oh, it's so big!

137
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Oh! Oh, I just, ah--

138
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No, no.

139
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What is it?
What is it?

140
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What is it?!

141
00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:41,220
A table saw.

142
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A table saw?

143
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You know something?

144
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You're crazy.

145
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Don't you want it?

146
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I should say not.

147
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Okay, I'll use it myself.

148
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Are you sure you can
deliver it today?

149
00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:03,030
Oh, certainly.

150
00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,220
Now, our neighbors
will most likely be home,

151
00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:06,140
but in case they're not...

152
00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,130
you can leave it
in their garage.

153
00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,040
Here you are.

154
00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,210
I wonder if there's
something that big?

155
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[STRANGLED VOICE]
What?

156
00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:20,060
Oh, uh,
but certainly--

157
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Yes, I could
in a furniture carton.

158
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[LAUGHS]
Thank you.

159
00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,130
Are you going uptown
by any chance?

160
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Yes, I am.
May I give you a lift?

161
00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:32,000
Yes, I have to get up
to my shop for a while.

162
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Okay.

163
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[GIGGLES] Mr. Stephens,
you something.

164
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[CHUCKLES]
What is it?

165
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Did you ever do any
prizefighting?

166
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,120
Um...

167
00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,170
Hazel Carter.

168
00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,060
How will I ever
explain you to her?

169
00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:08,230
[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
I beg your pardon?

170
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,110
She has a very
suspicious mind.

171
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,170
If I tell her
about the rocker...

172
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[POPS LIPS]
...there goes the surprise.

173
00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,230
Well, can't you just
anything?

174
00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,170
Are you kidding?
takes from her.

175
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,130
Maybe we can slip out.

176
00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,080
No. Now, why
take a chance.

177
00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:25,010
I'll go make a phone call
and I'll meet you outside.

178
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,020
Okay?
Oh, thanks.

179
00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:38,060
Hazel.
What are you doing here?

180
00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,160
Oh, hello, Darrin.

181
00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,170
Going to
Ah.

182
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,050
Who was that?
Who was who?

183
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,200
That very attractive
young lady you--

184
00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,120
Have you been stung
by a bee?

185
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,230
Wha--?
Oh, nothing.

186
00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,110
Who did you say she was?

187
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,120
Um... a-a client
of McMann and Tate,

188
00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:57,200
the firm I work for.

189
00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,150
What's the matter?

190
00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,070
Your ears.

191
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,220
My-my ears?

192
00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,130
My ears!

193
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,100
Oh! What's happened?

194
00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:10,070
Uh. Uh--
Excuse me.

195
00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:12,010
I have to go.
Something's come up.

196
00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:13,120
It certainly has.

197
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:15,070
I mean,
it's an emergency.

198
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,060
Yeah, ten minutes.

199
00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,150
Bye-bye.

200
00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:28,060
Excuse me.
Oh.

201
00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,210
Mr. Stephens
had to leave.

202
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,050
An emergency came up.

203
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,190
He said to apologize.
Oh.

204
00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:36,000
So you're a client
of McMann and Tate?

205
00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:37,220
McMann and who?

206
00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,220
That's what
I thought.

207
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,170
[INDISTINCT CHATTER
FROM PHONE]

208
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,140
Darrin, please.
Will you stop screaming?

209
00:10:46,130 --> 00:10:48,070
I can't understand a word.

210
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,010
Sam, can't you
understand English?

211
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,180
My ears. My ears are growing!

212
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:53,230
Oh? I'm right in the middle
of baking a cake.

213
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,090
Is there anything else?
Somebody put a spell on me.

214
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,160
Why are you always looking
for someone to blame?

215
00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:01,230
Huh? You don't think
I'm responsible, do you?

216
00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:04,190
Could be.
a meeting with Larry

217
00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:06,130
and a client
who's hanging by a thread.

218
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,110
I've been working on
the presentation for two weeks.

219
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,200
How can I go to the office
looking like this?

220
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:13,120
Oh, uh--
You're not at the office?

221
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:16,050
No, I, uh, stopped
somewhere on the way.

222
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,070
[DOORBELL RINGS]
There's someone at the door.

223
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,190
I have to go. Goodbye.

224
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,070
Sam? Sam?

225
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,210
Oh, hello, Hazel.
Hi, Samantha.

226
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,050
The envelopes for
the Community Chest drive.

227
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,110
Thank you.
gonna mail them.

228
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:37,030
Well, I decided to drive by
and save the postage.

229
00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,210
What?

230
00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,180
How's... Darrin?

231
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,210
Fine.

232
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,150
No, I mean his ears.

233
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,020
Oh. You saw them--
Him?

234
00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,030
Well, I ran into him
at the Barkley Hotel,

235
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,200
and we started talking,
and, well, suddenly

236
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:56,190
they started
to sort of... bloom.

237
00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,160
What were you and he
talking about?

238
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:03,050
Well, he was
with this... person.

239
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,140
And I asked him
who this person was.

240
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:09,020
And he told me...
And his ears blew up.

241
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,130
Was it a man or a woman?

242
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,200
Who?

243
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,100
This person?

244
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,070
Oh. Oh, well,
I really didn't notice.

245
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,040
Oh, come on, Hazel.

246
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,140
Very well, Samantha.

247
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,110
But remember, I didn't
volunteer the information.

248
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,140
[TIRES SQUEAL]

249
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:43,160
[??]

250
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,050
Sam? Sam, where are you?

251
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,070
Right here.
What is it?

252
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:54,140
What is it?
What do you think?!

253
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,200
Look!

254
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,170
I finally
figured it out.

255
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,100
Your mother
this morning.

256
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,030
Now where
is the old hag?

257
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:06,010
Darrin, that is no way
to refer to my mother.

258
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,120
I know, but I'm trying
to be polite.

259
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,100
I have no idea
where she is.

260
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,230
You're being awfully cool
about this whole thing.

261
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,160
Don't you realize
the spot I'm in?

262
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,130
Oh, I realize it.

263
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,110
But I'm not sure you do.
What?

264
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,040
Darrin, where did you go
this morning?

265
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,120
I went to... uh...

266
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:28,110
I... [CHUCKLES]
stopped in to see a client.

267
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,170
I can't believe my ears.

268
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,000
Yours? What about mine?

269
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,030
[PHONE RINGS]

270
00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,230
Hello?

271
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:49,070
Where the devil are you?
I'm home.

272
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:52,020
I know that, idiot.

273
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,170
And what about our
appointment with Grayson?

274
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,040
He'll be here any minute.

275
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,060
Larry, I'm not in any condition

276
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,170
to come to the office today.

277
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,150
I'm afraid you'll have to
carry the ball yourself.

278
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,110
Are you crazy?

279
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,210
What do I know
about the presentation?

280
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,230
You've done all the work on it.

281
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,110
I-I'm not well.

282
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,120
Are you dying?
Uh... no.

283
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,210
Then get in here.

284
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,050
Larry, I'm really sorry.

285
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,160
Sorry won't feed the bulldog.

286
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,190
Or your wife and child.
Now, are you coming in?

287
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,220
No.

288
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,180
Then, I'll bring Grayson
out there.

289
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,020
But Larry, you can't do that!

290
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,180
Larry?

291
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:29,050
Larry, come back--
[GROANS]

292
00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:31,000
They're coming over here.

293
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:33,210
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna say?

294
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,230
Are you just gonna
sit there?

295
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,120
Aren't you gonna
help me?

296
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:42,080
If I were a mortal woman,
I wouldn't lift a finger.

297
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:45,000
But luckily for you,
sort of thing.

298
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,100
Or I'm supposed to be.

299
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,170
Now, let me think.

300
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,120
First, we'll need
a beehive.

301
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:54,170
Yeah! Right!

302
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,130
A beehive?

303
00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,120
And I'm very happy
Mr. Grayson.

304
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,040
Darrin's on the patio.

305
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,050
Ah, thanks, Sam.
This way, Mr. Grayson.

306
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,210
Just remember, I've got
a plane to catch.

307
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,000
[PHONE RINGS]

308
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,050
Hello?

309
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:20,030
[BEES BUZZING]

310
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,220
Uh, what...

311
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,220
What's that
getup for?

312
00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:28,120
I'm... just working
with my bees.

313
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,220
It's a hobby of mine.
Since when?

314
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:33,180
Oh, I took it up very recently.

315
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,120
Nice to see you, Mr. Grayson.

316
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:38,040
Uh... nice to see you,
Stephens, uh...

317
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,140
so to speak.

318
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,190
Darrin, it's Mrs. Kravitz.

319
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,190
She insists upon
speaking to you.

320
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:47,020
Well, honey, I can't talk
to her now. I'm busy.

321
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,000
Take a message.
Uh, no!

322
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:51,000
Uh... she might
take offense.

323
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,160
Excuse me.

324
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,110
Darrin, Mr. Grayson
has to catch a plane.

325
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:59,080
He hates to hurt
anybody's feelings.

326
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,040
He doesn't seem
to care about mine.

327
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,210
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?

328
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,070
Oh, I just wanted to tell you

329
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,150
they delivered your present.

330
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,170
It's in the garage.

331
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,140
My, what a big box!

332
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,190
[WHISPERS]
It's a rocking chair.

333
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,210
Oh. Isn't that nice.

334
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,220
A rocking chair.

335
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:19,030
Yes. Thanks very much,
Mrs. Kravitz.

336
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,170
I'll be over and pick it up
a little later.

337
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,060
And when I see your wife,

338
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:24,120
I'll tell her
what Abner gave me.

339
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,180
And then, she'll know
what a gem she's got.

340
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:29,100
Her husband doesn't buy her
an idiotic present

341
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,040
like a table saw.

342
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,230
All right, Darrin,
ridiculous outfit

343
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,120
and let's get down
to business, huh?

344
00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:38,020
Now, let's see...

345
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,010
Now, are you gonna
take that off?

346
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:44,140
Larry, I can't.
Why not?

347
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,140
Uh, because
of his allergy.

348
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,030
He's allergic
to bees.

349
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,140
DARRIN: Uh... yes.
And I, uh--

350
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,220
I can't take the chance,
in case, um--

351
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:56,060
In case one of his bees
is loose.

352
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,140
That's right.
If you're that allergic,

353
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:01,130
why on earth
did you pick this hobby?

354
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,140
Well, uh, you really
don't pick a hobby,

355
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:06,120
it sort of picks you.
[CHUCKLES] Know what I mean?

356
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,130
No.

357
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,120
For Pete's sake,
let's get on with this.

358
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:11,200
Uh, right.

359
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,090
I'll go make
some coffee.

360
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,170
Mm.

361
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,010
DARRIN: Now, uh, here's
a logo that we think

362
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,200
should replace your present one.

363
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,180
It's very good
for color television,

364
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:23,030
although it reproduces
very well in black and white.

365
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,210
Well, if you'll just make
those amendments, Stephens,

366
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,220
I think we'll have
conversations.

367
00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:33,100
Thank you, sir. I'm sorry
if I inconvenienced you.

368
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:44,040
What did you think
of that idea of his?

369
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,150
The guy in the beekeeper's
mask saying,

370
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,080
"Don't get stung,
buy Grayson's."

371
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,190
He was just joking.

372
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,210
I liked it.

373
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,160
It's a terrific idea.

374
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:56,150
A satisfactory explanation!

375
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,210
You're kidding!

376
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,110
It's not for me.

377
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:03,010
I trust you implicitly,
in spite of my doubts.

378
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,030
Mother will not take off
that spell until you explain.

379
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,000
Suppose you explain to me

380
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,220
what gives your mother the right
to bug my telephone calls!

381
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:15,040
Darrin, how can
I explain my mother?

382
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,220
That's true.
[DOORBELL RINGS]

383
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:21,030
Besides, you did lie
about everything.

384
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:24,060
Suppose I've got
a logical explanation.

385
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:26,120
That's all Mother's
asking for.

386
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,130
I'm sorry, but this is urgent.
Mr. Stephens--

387
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,080
[GASPS]

388
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,090
[SCREAMS]

389
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,040
That's marvelous.

390
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,100
That is marvelous.

391
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:43,190
Sweetheart, don't worry
about her.

392
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,060
We have a bigger problem.

393
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:48,040
Now, about
that explanation.

394
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:52,050
Okay, but you're gonna feel
awfully foolish.

395
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,130
I hope so.

396
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,200
I wanted it to be
a surprise, but--

397
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,170
You know that rocker
you were so wild about?

398
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,200
Mm-hm.

399
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,160
I bought it for you.

400
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,090
Oh, Darrin! You didn't!

401
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,210
Mm-hm. I left my name
with the dealer,

402
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,090
and she called this morning
to tell me it was available.

403
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,200
That was the woman
that Hazel saw me with!

404
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:21,140
Oh. Oh, my goodness.

405
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:24,010
You were right.
I do feel foolish.

406
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,110
I bought it
to make you feel good.

407
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,210
Well... I feel good
and foolish. [CHUCKLES]

408
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,050
[SNORTS]

409
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,180
Can't wait
to tell mother.

410
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,090
Oh, marvelous!

411
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:43,120
Keep that up and
sailing in a canoe.

412
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,010
Mother, wait until
the rocking chair

413
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,160
Darrin bought me.
I heard.

414
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,010
Do you believe
all that rubbish?

415
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,200
What rocker?
Where is it?

416
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,120
For your information,
it's sitting

417
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,210
right across the street
in Mrs. Kravitz's garage.

418
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,000
[CHORTLES]
A likely story.

419
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,080
Mother, if Darrin
that's where--

420
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:04,040
Sam, let's not argue
with Miss Know-It-All.

421
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,140
Follow me.

422
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,000
Come on.

423
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,070
Come on.

424
00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:16,020
Gladys, you're
and there's no reason.

425
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:18,020
Tomorrow, I'll
call the store

426
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,180
and tell them that
carton by mistake.

427
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:23,210
And they'll bring it back
and take the table saw.

428
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,200
There you are.

429
00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,120
Oh, wait a minute, hon. Heh.

430
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:32,080
You're still positive
there's no rocker in there?

431
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:33,220
I say you're
bluffing.

432
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:36,030
In that case, would you like
to make a little wager?

433
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,160
Darrin, don't you think
getting your ears

434
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,050
back to normal is enough?

435
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,110
Honey, please.
For the first time in years,

436
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,220
I've got her
over a barrel.

437
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:48,150
Uh... if I'm right,
would you like

438
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,060
to take a little trip...
for about a year?

439
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,160
And if you're wrong,
you'll do the same?

440
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:56,040
Absolutely.
Darrin.

441
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,110
Please, honey,
don't worry.

442
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,070
Goodbye, Endora.

443
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,160
Bon voyage, Dumbo.

444
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,180
And while he's gone,
you and I are going

445
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:20,020
to live it up for a change.

446
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,160
Something's terribly wrong.
I've got to get a--

447
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,170
I've got to get ahold
of Mrs. Kravitz!

448
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,210
First, get ahold
of yourself.

449
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,120
Oh, I thought I heard
somebody out here.

450
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,100
What are you wearing
that for?

451
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,020
Mr. Kravitz, I've got to
talk to your wife, right away.

452
00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:36,020
Well, you can't.
I just gave her a sedative,

453
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,130
and she's out like a light.

454
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,080
Going to a--
a costume party?

455
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,220
Yes. Uh, no!

456
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,200
Uh, when will she
wake up?

457
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:45,210
Not until tomorrow,
if I'm lucky.

458
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,000
Boy, was she
hysterical.

459
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:50,190
I told her they'd bring
your carton back tomorrow.

460
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:52,060
DARRIN: I've gotta talk
to her right now--

461
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,160
My, uh, carton?

462
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:59,180
ABNER: Oh. I guess I
shouldn't have said anything.

463
00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:02,110
Tell her what was
in the carton.

464
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,140
Not me. I don't want
to spoil the surprise.

465
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:08,180
It was a rocking chair,
wasn't it?

466
00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:10,150
You spoiled
your own surprise.

467
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,120
DARRIN: That's okay,
Mr. Kravitz.

468
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:15,070
We've already had
a few surprises today.

469
00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:17,230
Tell Mrs. Kravitz
I hope she feels better.

470
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,200
Oh, she'll be
all right.

471
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:20,080
It all happened
when she came back

472
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,090
from your house,
screaming about your--

473
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:29,110
Would you do me a favor,
just for my own peace of mind?

474
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,020
Uh, take that off.

475
00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:37,100
Yes.

476
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:45,040
Well, that does it.

477
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,000
Back she goes
to the psychiatrist.

478
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:49,050
I may not wait till
she wakes up.

479
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,000
You're never
wrong, huh?

480
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:03,210
Suddenly, I find this whole
affair incredibly boring.

481
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,040
I'm leaving.

482
00:23:05,030 --> 00:23:07,170
For a year?
Oh, don't be absurd.

483
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:10,190
Do you know what
your mother is?

484
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,100
A welsher.

485
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,200
She has got the character
of a worm, and furthermore--

486
00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:17,170
And furthermore,
why don't we go home

487
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,130
and take advantage
of her absence,

488
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,010
even though
it's only temporary?

489
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,110
I still say that--

490
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:26,120
That is the best idea
I've heard today.

491
00:23:26,110 --> 00:23:27,230
Mm-hm.

492
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:40,040
Tabatha's asleep.
DARRIN: Good.

493
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:43,080
And it only took two choruses
of "Three Blind Mice."

494
00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:49,060
Oh, Darrin. Oh!
This chair is a dream.

495
00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,040
To me it was
a nightmare.

496
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,000
Sorry.

497
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:55,220
I can't get over
your thinking I was

498
00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:58,100
fooling around with
that antique dealer.

499
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:01,000
Well, she is a very
attractive woman.

500
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,150
Don't you think?

501
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,230
Believe me, I never
gave her a second thought.

502
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:07,070
Really?

503
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:09,110
You don't
understand, Sam.

504
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,220
I don't look
at another woman

505
00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,200
because you're the one
woman in the world--

506
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,070
What's the matter?

507
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:21,000
Ahh!

508
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,180
Oh!

509
00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,160
All I can say is...

510
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:29,060
Mother! Mother!

511
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:32,050
Uh... why bother her?

512
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,130
What?

513
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,220
Watch.

514
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:40,030
[GUFFAWS]

515
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:45,020
Darrin...

516
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:48,140
I don't think that's
the least bit funny.

517
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:51,230
Well, I got a good laugh
at the joke shop.

518
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:59,060
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